35 Quotes About Bitter Ex Girlfriends

Finding a way to let go during some of the most difficult times in life requires a lot of strength to move on. These quotes about bitter ex girlfriends show the encouragement and potential you have to make something new in your life.

“And you’re wasted with your ladies. Yeah I’m the reason why you always getting faded.”

“Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship.”

“But if there was a protocol for how to say goodbye to your newly ex-boyfriend’s brother, right after you kissed him and probably sent your ex into the arms of his willing ex-girlfriend, I didn’t know what it was.”

“Currently I’m not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can’t promise I won’t be one again.”

“Don’t cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.”

“Everything I used to love about you is what I hate the most about you now.”

“For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person. There’s something that drew me to that person, and I shared something with them.”

“I ask a lot because I’m very curious – especially about ex-girlfriends. I’m pretty good at getting the answers, too.”

“I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don’t think I’m funny.”

“I couldn’t help but noticing that I’m much better looking than all of your ex- girlfriends.”

“I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her.”

“I don’t think I believe in ghosts, per se. But, my nearest experience was when I went on a weekend away and was in a bar in England, years ago, with an ex-girlfriend.”

“I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you’re happier without them.”

“I think it’s cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.”

“I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don’t know what she charges him.”

“I think sensitive is the wrong description of me. I’m British, actually, so quite bad at expressing myself in conversation, as any ex-girlfriend will tell you. I’m probably emotionally stunted.”

“If a girl understands your bullsh*t, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her. Than it’s obvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.”

“I’m really only capable to two emotions at this point: lust and hunger. I lost revenge a few years back, and even then, it was reserved only for ex-girlfriends and particular football games that caused me to lose a lot of money.”

“It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.”

“It’s fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I’ve held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot of years, and ‘Ex-Girlfriends’ is a good way to show another side of me.”

“I’ve spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it.”

“Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.”

“Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.”

“Sometimes it’s better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to forget your ex but in time you will slowly very slowly forget about the one you once loved.”

“That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.”

“The sad moment when you see your ex and they act like you don’t even exist.”

“Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn’t recognize her with her mouth closed.”

“When did the government become our psycho ex-girlfriend.”

“When the past calls, let it go to voice mail. It has nothing new to say.”

“When you’re going through bad times, don’t think of me and all the good times we had.”

“You can always evaluate a man’s character by the way he speaks about his ex girlfriends and other women.”

“You can’t start the next chapter if you keep re-reading the last one.”

“You’re no longer a part of my life, but I wish you the best with yours.”

“You’re not ready for your next if you’re still trying to impress your ex.”

It can be difficult for some to talk with their ex after ending a relationship. From moments of hurt to depression, finding a way to cope during this time will help you to heal.