33 Quotes About Bad Dates

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Dating in the modern world is a completely different experience than just a few decades ago. These quotes about bad dates highlight some of the types of experiences that people may have.

“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.”

“An important part of dating is communicating. We communicate by sharing our thoughts, ideas, and feelings. We enjoy being with someone when we have an easy time communicating or when we have a lot to talk about.”

“Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye.”

“Don’t leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.”

“He’d written me up a proposal of why dating him was a sound decision.”

“Here’s something else to think about: calling when you say you’re going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust.”

“Hope for love, pray for love, wish for love, dream for love…but don’t put your life on hold waiting for love.”

“I always regretted how much I hurt you.”

“I don’t date my girlfriend because she’s a model. I date her because I love her.”

“I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.”

“I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.”

“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things.”

“I’m beginning to think I need you like I need oxygen”

“It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.”

“Kissing someone is pretty intimate, actually very intimate, and your heart always kind of skips a beat before you do that.”

“Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely.”

“Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.”

“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”

“Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.”

“One of the best times for figuring out who you are & what you really want out of life? Right after a break-up.”

“People always fall in love with the most perfect aspects of each other’s personalities. Who wouldn’t? Anybody can love the most wonderful parts of another person.”

“Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others.”

“Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.”

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.”

“Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we’re settling for.”

“The perfect date is the one where anything and everything goes wrong, but at the end of it, all you want is to see them again.”

“There are three possible parts to a date, of which at least two must be offered: entertainment, food, and affection.”

“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.”

“To be rejected by someone doesn’t mean you should also reject yourself or that you should think of yourself as a lesser person.”

“Whenever you have an ex, and they’re like, ‘I hope we can still be friends!’ and you weren’t friends before you started dating, then what do you go back to, really?”

“Yes, I understand why things had to happen this way. I understand his reason for causing me pain.”

“You can’t keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick.”

“You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment.”

Understanding and enjoying the modern dating world will help you have an even greater experience.

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