33 Quotes About Annoying Family Members

Having to deal with family members can be difficult for some. From being a favorite child to dealing with sibling conflict, here is a look at some of the best quotes about annoying family members to remember.

“A crazy person has the ability to make a sane person crazy.”

“Being crazy isn’t enough.”

“Better one true friend than a hundred relatives.”

“Crazy is a relative term in my family!”

“Every family has that one crazy person in it. If you’re missing one I seem to have a few extras.”

“Families are like fudge… mostly sweet with a few nuts.”

“Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.”

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.”

“Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.”

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”

“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.”

“I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible…and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.”

“If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that “Members not Present”and “Subjects Discussed” were one and the same.”

“If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.”

“If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.”

“In some families, ‘please’ is described as the magic word. In our house, however, it was ‘sorry’.”

“Insanity – a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.”

“Insanity does not run in my family. Rather, it strolls through, taking its time, getting to know everyone personally.”

“Insanity is knowing that what you’re doing is completely idiotic, but still, somehow, you just can’t stop it.”

“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”

“It’s hard to give up the self-esteem connected to being codependent and appearing ‘right,’ which is probably survival behavior learned from growing up in a crazy family. It feels like you will actually disappear.”

“Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements”

“My family is really boring. They have a coffee table book called ‘Pictures We Took Just to Use Up the Rest of the Film.'”

“My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.”

“Never judge someone by their relatives.”

“No one wants to rattle the cage of a “crazy” person whose family tends to snap.”

“Some are born mad, some achieve madness, and some have madness thrust upon ’em.”

“Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.”

“The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended- and not to take a hint when a hint is not intended.”

“The only people I have seen who have been truly pushing for the truth are the family members.”

“To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.”

“We are all born crazy. Some of us remain that way.”

“Where to look if you’ve lost your mind?”

Finding a way to deal with difficult and toxic people is the best way to find some peace.